2015, ISBN: 1522781501

[EAN: 9781522781509], Neubuch, [PU: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States], Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. Some unseen, unknown, all-… More...

[EAN: 9781522781509], Neubuch, [PU: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States], Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3,000 deities you believe in apparently thinks it s comical to give you the biological equipment for the ultimate human pleasure, and punish you with a ball and chain that will stand in the way of you getting any physical pleasure for the next twenty years. Supposedly, He s smart enough to create life, a functional planet, and a universe. But He purposely forgets to leave a manual? Look, I m a man of the cloth, and even I think that s ridiculous. As a two-time father with stepchildren, Olivia Black s sarcasm is well deserved. According to the unwritten manual we civilized humans have devised over the past 40,000 years, parenting is viewed as one of those normal life events all of us are supposed to experience. You grow up, you get married, you land a job you may despise, and then you have children. Eventually, your kids grow up, you get old, and return to the dirt from which you came. That s the master plan. Many of us believe this entire world is temporary pass-through, or perhaps a test, for a glorious afterlife. In my humble upbringing, I was raised to think that I was meant to be poor, parenting was a punishment for something I couldn t possibly comprehend, and that s why so many folks were alcoholics. Sorry to cast such a negative dispersion on parenting, but that s how modern society tends to view it. Long story short, after about three decades of having sex, I ended up with a son that s definitely mine, and a grown daughter whose mother has told me on several occasions she may not actually be my daughter. I think I m a pretty good father, considering I didn t have much to go on. If you still have got half a brain that hasn t been overrun with fluoride poisoning, you re probably beginning to get a little nervous. Soon, you too will be asking yourself the same question I ask myself each and every day - How the hell am I supposed to raise a child in this environment? No worries, because Olivia Black has it all figured out. She s one of the brightest people I know. If anyone can guide you through raising a perfect child, it s Olivia. So sit back, and throw back a cold one - you re going to need it - and join her on this wildlife adventure called parenthood. You re stuck now, so you may as well make the most of it. It s fun. It s confusing. It s thankless. It s rewarding. It sucks. It s wonderful. It s punitive. It s cognizant. It s ridiculous. Parenting is a bunch of things. The one thing it ain t -- is reversible.<

ISBN: 1522781501

[EAN: 9781522781509], Neubuch, [PU: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform], OLIVIA BLACK, This item is printed on demand. Paperback. 278 pages. Dimensions: 9.0in. x 6.0in. x 0.7in.S… More...

[EAN: 9781522781509], Neubuch, [PU: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform], OLIVIA BLACK, This item is printed on demand. Paperback. 278 pages. Dimensions: 9.0in. x 6.0in. x 0.7in.Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3, 000 deities you believe in apparently thinks its comical to give you the biological equipment for the ultimate human pleasure, and punish you with a ball and chain that will stand in the way of you getting any physical pleasure for the next twenty years. Supposedly, Hes smart enough to create life, a functional planet, and a universe. But He purposely forgets to leave a manual Look, Im a man of the cloth, and even I think thats ridiculous. As a two-time father with stepchildren, Olivia Blacks sarcasm is well deserved. According to the unwritten manual we civilized humans have devised over the past 40, 000 years, parenting is viewed as one of those normal life events all of us are supposed to experience. You grow up, you get married, you land a job you may despise, and then you have children. Eventually, your kids grow up, you get old, and return to the dirt from which you came. Thats the master plan. Many of us believe this entire world is temporary pass-through, or perhaps a test, for a glorious afterlife. In my humble upbringing, I was raised to think that I was meant to be poor, parenting was a punishment for something I couldnt possibly comprehend, and thats why so many folks were alcoholics. Sorry to cast such a negative dispersion on parenting, but thats how modern society tends to view it. Long story short, after about three decades of having sex, I ended up with a son thats definitely mine, and a grown daughter whose mother has told me on several occasions she may not actually be my daughter. I think Im a pretty good father, considering I didnt have much to go on. If you still have got half a brain that hasnt been overrun with fluoride poisoning, youre probably beginning to get a little nervous. Soon, you too will be asking yourself the same question I ask myself each and every day How the hell am I supposed to raise a child in this environment No worries, because Olivia Black has it all figured out. Shes one of the brightest people I know. If anyone can guide you through raising a perfect child, its Olivia. So sit back, and throw back a cold one youre going to need it and join her on this wildlife adventure called parenthood. Youre stuck now, so you may as well make the most of it. Its fun. Its confusing. Its thankless. Its rewarding. It sucks. Its wonderful. Its punitive. Its cognizant. Its ridiculous. Parenting is a bunch of things. The one thing it aint -- is reversible. This item ships from La Vergne,TN.<

2015, ISBN: 1522781501

[EAN: 9781522781509], Neubuch, [PU: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States], Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.Some unseen, unknown, all-k… More...

[EAN: 9781522781509], Neubuch, [PU: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States], Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3,000 deities you believe in apparently thinks it s comical to give you the biological equipment for the ultimate human pleasure, and punish you with a ball and chain that will stand in the way of you getting any physical pleasure for the next twenty years. Supposedly, He s smart enough to create life, a functional planet, and a universe. But He purposely forgets to leave a manual? Look, I m a man of the cloth, and even I think that s ridiculous. As a two-time father with stepchildren, Olivia Black s sarcasm is well deserved. According to the unwritten manual we civilized humans have devised over the past 40,000 years, parenting is viewed as one of those normal life events all of us are supposed to experience. You grow up, you get married, you land a job you may despise, and then you have children. Eventually, your kids grow up, you get old, and return to the dirt from which you came. That s the master plan. Many of us believe this entire world is temporary pass-through, or perhaps a test, for a glorious afterlife. In my humble upbringing, I was raised to think that I was meant to be poor, parenting was a punishment for something I couldn t possibly comprehend, and that s why so many folks were alcoholics. Sorry to cast such a negative dispersion on parenting, but that s how modern society tends to view it. Long story short, after about three decades of having sex, I ended up with a son that s definitely mine, and a grown daughter whose mother has told me on several occasions she may not actually be my daughter. I think I m a pretty good father, considering I didn t have much to go on. If you still have got half a brain that hasn t been overrun with fluoride poisoning, you re probably beginning to get a little nervous. Soon, you too will be asking yourself the same question I ask myself each and every day - How the hell am I supposed to raise a child in this environment? No worries, because Olivia Black has it all figured out. She s one of the brightest people I know. If anyone can guide you through raising a perfect child, it s Olivia. So sit back, and throw back a cold one - you re going to need it - and join her on this wildlife adventure called parenthood. You re stuck now, so you may as well make the most of it. It s fun. It s confusing. It s thankless. It s rewarding. It sucks. It s wonderful. It s punitive. It s cognizant. It s ridiculous. Parenting is a bunch of things. The one thing it ain t -- is reversible.<

ISBN: 9781522781509

Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3,000 deities you believe in apparently thinks it's comical to give you the biological equipment for the ul… More...

Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3,000 deities you believe in apparently thinks it's comical to give you the biological equipment for the ultimate human pleasure, and punish you with a ball and chain that will stand in the way of you getting any physical pleasure for the next twenty years. Supposedly, He's smart enough to create life, a functional planet, and a universe. But He purposely forgets to leave a manual? Look, I'm a man of the cloth, and even I think that's ridiculous. As a two-time father with stepchildren, Olivia Black's sarcasm is well deserved. According to the unwritten manual we civilized humans have devised over the past 40,000 years, parenting is viewed as one of those normal life events all of us are supposed to experience. You grow up, you get married, you land a job you may despise, and then you have children. Eventually, your kids grow up, you get old, and return to the dirt from which you came. That's the master plan. Many of us believe this entire world is temporary pass-through, or perhaps a test, for a glorious afterlife. In my humble upbringing, I was raised to think that I was meant to be poor, parenting was a punishment for something I couldn't possibly comprehend, and that's why so many folks were alcoholics. Sorry to cast such a negative dispersion on parenting, but that's how modern society tends to view it. Long story short, after about three decades of having sex, I ended up with a son that's definitely mine, and a grown daughter whose mother has told me on several occasions she may not actually be my daughter. I think I'm a pretty good father, considering I didn't have much to go on. If you still have got half a brain that hasn't been overrun with fluoride poisoning, you're probably beginning to get a little nervous. Soon, you too will be asking yourself the same question I ask myself each and every day - How the hell am I supposed to raise a child in this environment? No worries, because Olivia Black has it all figured out. She's one of the brightest people I know. If anyone can guide you through raising a perfect child, it's Olivia. So sit back, and throw back a cold one - you're going to need it - and join her on this wildlife adventure called parenthood. You're stuck now, so you may as well make the most of it. It's fun. It's confusing. It's thankless. It's rewarding. It sucks. It's wonderful. It's punitive. It's cognizant. It's ridiculous. Parenting is a bunch of things. The one thing it ain't -- is reversible. Trade Books>Trade Paperback>Social Sciences>Sociology>Sociology, CreateSpace Publishing Core >1<

ISBN: 9781522781509

Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3,000 deities you believe in apparently thinks it's comical to give you the biological equipment for the ul… More...

Some unseen, unknown, all-knowing being, or force, or whatever of the more than 3,000 deities you believe in apparently thinks it's comical to give you the biological equipment for the ultimate human pleasure, and punish you with a ball and chain that will stand in the way of you getting any physical pleasure for the next twenty years. Supposedly, He's smart enough to create life, a functional planet, and a universe. But He purposely forgets to leave a manual? Look, I'm a man of the cloth, and even I think that's ridiculous. As a two-time father with stepchildren, Olivia Black's sarcasm is well deserved. According to the unwritten manual we civilized humans have devised over the past 40,000 years, parenting is viewed as one of those normal life events all of us are supposed to experience. You grow up, you get married, you land a job you may despise, and then you have children. Eventually, your kids grow up, you get old, and return to the dirt from which you came. That's the master plan. Many of us believe this entire world is temporary pass-through, or perhaps a test, for a glorious afterlife. In my humble upbringing, I was raised to think that I was meant to be poor, parenting was a punishment for something I couldn't possibly comprehend, and that's why so many folks were alcoholics. Sorry to cast such a negative dispersion on parenting, but that's how modern society tends to view it. Long story short, after about three decades of having sex, I ended up with a son that's definitely mine, and a grown daughter whose mother has told me on several occasions she may not actually be my daughter. I think I'm a pretty good father, considering I didn't have much to go on. If you still have got half a brain that hasn't been overrun with fluoride poisoning, you're probably beginning to get a little nervous. Soon, you too will be asking yourself the same question I ask myself each and every day - How the hell am I supposed to raise a child in this environment?No worries, because Olivia Black has it all figured out. She's one of the brightest people I know. If anyone can guide you through raising a perfect child, it's Olivia. So sit back, and throw back a cold one - you're going to need it - and join her on this wildlife adventure called parenthood. You're stuck now, so you may as well make the most of it. It's fun. It's confusing. It's thankless. It's rewarding. It sucks. It's wonderful. It's punitive. It's cognizant. It's ridiculous. Parenting is a bunch of things. The one thing it ain't -- is reversible. Trade Books>Trade Paperback>Social Sciences>Sociology>Sociology, CreateSpace Publishing Core >1<