ISBN: 9781451609097

GOING MUTANTThe Bat Boy Exposed!Written byNeil McGinnessDr. Barry Leed, PhD (MBS)With additional material from the editors of Weekly World News:Karl Benjamin and Jonathan ShipleyNick … More...

GOING MUTANTThe Bat Boy Exposed!Written byNeil McGinnessDr. Barry Leed, PhD (MBS)With additional material from the editors of Weekly World News:Karl Benjamin and Jonathan ShipleyNick Thornton, Bill Creighton, Dack Kennedy, Dick Siegel, Joe Berger, Jack Alexander, Dick Kulpa, Conrad Morse, Deuce Collins, Nick Mann, Alex Morgan, Ernst Craven, Rex Wolfe, Ahmet Farouk, Vincenzo Sardi, Miguel Figueroa, Lois Castini, Joan Yung, Mike Foster, Wayne Diaz, Larry Mulder, Michael Chiron, Will Shivers, Darren Davenport, Ian Merkins, Mark Miller, Michael Forsyth, Tanya Broder, D. Patrick, Wolf Landrum, Kevin Creed, Cliff Linedecker, Scott D. Peterson, Brett Goldberg, Ron Nicholson, Laura Sterritt, Brett Anniston, Daniel Guzman, Ed Anger, Dallas Smith, Sandra Lee, Donna Santos, Joan Ryan, Peter Bagge, Dorian Wagner, Nigel Potts, Nikki Long, Jeanne Kelly, Tim Jones, Erin Magner, Brian MagnerDesignTom DejaWARNING #1: IMMINENT DANGERThis book contains classified, personal, sensitive files concerning Bat Boy that have never before been made public. If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that this book may have been stolen property and reported as “unsold and destroyed” to the publisher. In such case neither the author nor the publisher has received any payment for this “stripped book.” The cause of this “stripping” is likely Bat Boy.Bat Boy has a vested interest in halting distribution of this private material. Rather than pursue appropriate legal channels, the mutant has decided to bite the cover off the book wherever possible.1In the probable event that Bat Boy mauls this book, the reader is strongly recommended to wear animal-trainer-approved padded mittens2 while reading.Beware, and enjoy.WARNING #2: USE OF THIS BOOK AS AN AXKafka once remarked that a book should serve as an ax to break open the frozen sea inside us. If you have a frozen sea inside you, please do not use this book in an axlike manner to break it apart. Instead, remain calm and seek the advice of a medical professional or certified MRI technician.3If you are being attacked by Bat Boy while reading this book as referenced in Warning #1 and would like to use this book as an ax to fend off the mutant, you should do so only at your own risk and only if equipped with animal-trainer-approved padded mittens.41 Knowing that Bat Boy would likely target innocent readers of this book, Weekly World News had recommended that the book come equipped with a mirror attached to a telescopic antenna that could be extended during reading so that the reader could easily detect oncoming danger. The mirror would function like those wide-view mirrors that you see nailed into a telephone pole on those blind driveways that are really hard to pull out of with your car. Weekly World News was informed that this would not be possible. Sure, we can make Kindles that whisper-sync downloadable e-books in more than one hundred countries with GSM/EDGE wireless modem connectivity, but somehow we are still unable to affix a metal antenna with a mirror on your everyday book to prevent attack from mutants. So much for progress.2 Sold separately.3 If you are claustrophobic and resistant to the idea of an MRI, or if you are heavyset and do not fit into traditional MRI chambers, please be advised that new advances in MRI technology have allowed walk-in patients greater freedom of movement during the procedure. In many cities, a new technology called stand-up MRI is available. This is equipped with a motorized patient-handling system that allows a patient to be scanned while in a normal upright standing position. The freedom of movement during this procedure is remarkable and many patients can get scanned while watching television or reading a book. In the event you decide to consume media during your stand-up MRI, we prefer that you choose to read a book. In particular, we recommend this book.4 Sold separately.FOREWORDBear Grylls is an idiot.5 Grylls, a popular television host, disparages bats every chance he gets. Popping his head outside an Ecuadorean cave in the Andean jungle: “If there’s one thing I don’t like, it’s bats.” Inside a cave deep within the Panamanian rain forest: “I don’t like bats. They bite and have rabies.” In his interview with Outside magazine: “I hate bats.”How can an outdoor expert who injects himself into the most untamed areas of Earth make such inane comments? How can he spread dangerous misinformation on bats to the millions of couch-bound Americans watching his choreographed mock-struggle to survive?As responsible members of this planet’s ecosystem, we cannot tolerate Bear’s “battitude.” Sure, it’s okay to delight in watching this telegenic, strapping young man traverse jungles eating elephant dung, mealworm grubs, and discarded decaying animal carcasses to survive, but when the man disparages bat Digital Content>E-books>Humor>Humor>Humor, Scribner Digital >16<

ISBN: 9781451609097

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2010, ISBN: 9781451609097

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